Guys, I'm so...

sick. D:

I know I owe people fic and art, etc, and I'm so, so sorry but I'm sicker than I thought I could ever be, and I'm taking the next three days and sleeping, and hoping that my stomach doesn't fall out of my butt. I'm sorry!!!

D: D: D:

I dled ParaKiss and everything, but I seem to have a stomach virus and haven't stopped throwing up since 8 this morning. I've never had a sickness like this before and holy fuck it took me out.

Title: I Can Give You Some Advice
Author: a_lifestyle
Fandom: Naruto (Sakura, Kakashi, Rin)
Rating: G (Fluffity fluff)
Words: 969
Summary: ( “I’m sure they’ll figure out you’re not cut out to be a ninja within the next year or so, if they’re able to pry you away from your three boyfriends, of course.” )

Hey zelha and sureasdawn:
Just got back home--sorry I missed! Let me know what episode we're on so I can be ready for Friday. :D

I wanted to pop in here and thank zelha and sureasdawn for the LJ gifts! I've never received one before, so it was nice that you thought of me, so thank you! :D I also had a great time with you girls (and it was nice to meet cynchick, too) re-watching TTGL, oh, my god. That show just makes me feel so happy afterwards. Like I can do anything!

Well, it's almost 4 in the morning, and I'm finally at a stopping point with my work. Tomorrow's going to be out of my mind, but I'll somehow get through it. I've signed the lease on my new house, and I'm moving in soon. Things are insane as usual.

THE FANFICTION LOVE MEME

I don't know if anybody will comment on this, especially because I'm still fresh blood, but, why not, you know? :D

I have so much to do, and all I want to do is write about Gundam pilots.

Title: A Purpose for Numbers (1/?)
Author: a_lifestyle
Fandom: Gundam Wing (3x6, a little 1x3, others))
Rating: R (Sexin’, Angstin’, Angsty Sexin’…)
Words: 4,316
Summary: ( He counts the buttons of his shirts, the padlocks on his door, and each day he has spent alone while Treize Khushrenada remains dead. )

Oh, hey, okay!

So, if I would have voted for this contest, who would I have voted for? I think eldrfire's was my favorite, actually. :D Good job everybody who wrote for the challenge, and thanks to everybody who voted. :D It was nice to take a break from real-life and write a little ficcage.

I'm still at my mother's house for the Thanksgiving holiday, but returning home early tomorrow morning. I also got a new Blackberry Storm2, and I honestly have no fucking clue how to do 99% of its operations. Learning curve. IT IS STEEP.

Gundam Wing ficcage is being posted...tonight! (all...2 people on my f-list who read GW...)

Wanted to insert a quick Happy Thanksgiving! to all the United Statians (hehe) on my f-list.
I just went to the eye doctor and got my eyes dialated, so typing this is a bit difficult, so I'll make this short!

Posting first part of a GW fic that I've been working on for awhile, and going to be putzing around in that fandom for awhile. A few fics for Naruto and Gundam 00 (!!!) in the future, stuff for the lime chart that I actually do intend to finish. Eventually.

I hope my f-list is taking care of themselves; I haven't forgotten you guys! :DDD

Oh, and go vote in the kakasaku fic challenge that's going on right now, courtesy of omizu at the kakasaku community! A very good range of entries this time around. :D

Ow my eyes...

PS- Random real-life excitement: who scored FREE tickets to see Lady Gaga? That's right. This girl. Merry Christmas to me, I'm gonna spend the money I would have spent on tickets on making some kind of weird-ass sparkly headgear for this concert.

Title: Citizens of What we Were
Author: a_lifestyle
Fandom: Naruto (Kakashi/Sakura, mostly gen)
Rating: PG (Angsty.)
Words: 994
Summary: ( Every moment with her now was as painful as it was precious. )

I have some sort of cold right now that is making me want to cough up my internal organs and sleep for 20 hours at a time. Luckily, we're at a point in this project where can work from home, but not being able to keep my eyes open for more than a couple hours at a time prevents me from doing as much work as I'd like.

I've been working on the ever-promised-to-sureasdawn Girl!Kakashi fic, which has, instead, spawned about 3 other fics (or course), but just being able to have time to write has been fulfilling in itself. Should have more by the end of the week, and hopefully, be less sick by then as well. However, I can't wait to look back on these fics and see the effects of a drug-induced delirium while writing gender-bending role-reversing fanfiction in the wee hours of the morning.

Fandom: admittedly, I have missed you. Thanks for having me back.

Title: We'll Take it Slow
Author: a_lifestyle
Fandom: Naruto (Ino / Shikamaru, Sakura)
Rating: R (Porny.)
Words: 557
Summary: (  “Maybe your cock can convince that genius brain of yours to loosen up a little.” )

omgZzzzzz Forgiveness is a Virtue finally updated and my heart almost burst from happiness!!!
AGH. I wish I had the time to re-read it! *flails*

Pointless update, but, god. That feeling when someone updates a fic that you anticipate so greatly is hard to express to non-fandomers. So. Thought I'd babble here. :D

Happy Weekend, everybody!

So, because of recent ludicrous events as of late, the one beacon of light at the end of this shit-infested tunnel is that I got a job. Something of a dream job.

I can't explain what it's like to not worry about money, or to know that I can go to a doctor if I'm sick, or to eat something besides pasta and cereal. I paid off the rest of my tuition for my last quarter of school (job is waiting until I graduate to bring me full time, THEY LOVE ME AAGGGHHHHH I LOVE THEM TOO), I set up an appointment with an eye doctor to get new glasses, and I ate a SALAD. WITH. CHICKEN.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ewodmxkqw'[qw[s;s sl as ad;okad ;q .

Anyway.

Apartment is at about 40%. It's the first week back at school as well, so in between job and school, I haven't had a whole lot of time to sort through my things and make the place look like it has living beings in it. Bought a futon mattress today to replace the old one. Things are finally, finally looking up.

Oh, and fic on the way. Yeeeep. Nothing beats depression like bizarre Girl!Kakashi porn.

1) Zombieland.
2) New teal hair.
3) Miyavi tickets.

And I'm buying a bed hopefully very soon!

Hey kids!

The 2nd Word Challenge over at the Kakasaku LJ is ending tomorrow, so please, please go and vote if you haven't already! There were so many voters in the last two challenges--get yer readin' glasses on and vote! Great variety this time around.

I'm not even a participant this time around, but I WANT YOU TO GO VOTE FOR REALS. I did!
Even if you're not a big kakasaku fan, there's some high quality writin's up in thar. And it took me seriously like half an hour to read all the entries, no big deal.

/PSA.

Today was the longest I've been on the internet, and it's been kind of great.
BECAUSE THEY MOVED MY STUFF FOR ME TODAY, GAIZ.

I headed over to my new apartment and all my stuff was already in there waiting for me to organize and make my new home. Best news ever.

Here are some random pictures that (sort of) go along with this post:


Hokay, just imagine the water about 1 1/2 feet higher and viola! UNDERWATER ADVENTURES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. XD This is the last pic I took with my phone before I forded the river (there was no "Indian" to pay $3.00 to cross, unfortunate timez).


Good news is that they were going to throw out one of my old teacher, Reeve's painting today BUT I TOOK IT INSTEAD, KUKUKUKU. Now, when you enter my new home, you are greeted by a GIANT 10 FOOT NAKED LADY. NO WONDER THE MOVERS WORKED SO QUICKLY! :D :D :D


While her mommy was worrying her ass off about everything, Joon took to the chair and contemplated sandwiches and pooping on the carpet.


I...think I need sleep. XD

Title: The Third Time
Author: a_lifestyle
Fandom: Naruto (Kakashi / Sakura, Naruto/Sakura, Yamato/Sakura)
Rating: R (Cursin'. Sexin'.)
Words: 2,783
Summary: ( Kakashi had always watched her, as if through a sheet of glass. )

Went back to the apartment, where everything was wet and covered in mud. The waterline that was visible on the wall and on my couches (both ruined, filled with mold and mildew) told a story around 1 1/2 of water in my house. Some things floated from one side of the house to the other. It smelled like mildrew and shit, and I slipped 2 or 3 times on the floor. I don't have any shoes.

Some friends came out to help, and I'm indebted to them. I thought I was going crazy. I didn't know where to begin. All my original work was ruined. Everything was covered in water. Workers came to rip out my carpet and clear the mud off my floor, and ended up ruining more things in the process. A friend took pictures of the damage. I wanted to cry, but knew it wouldn't solve anything.

We worked tirelessly all day. I managed to clear my room out, we cleaned most of the water-damaged furniture, set it to dry outside, and then brought it back in, shoved to the only dry corner of the house. You can barely hear yourself think over the industrial fans. Can't run more than two, or the fuse busts. Friend took some of my things. Roommate is driving back home, a 10 hour drive.

I had to throw away my bed, my futon cushion, my dresser, my couches, and about 80% of my belongings.

I need to find a new place to live tomorrow.
I've honestly never been so scared in my life.